It’s true. I don’t.

IDGAF about what you think of me.

IDGAF about your opinions on how I raise my kid and allllll the thousands of things I’m sure I’m doing wrong. Or what Dr. Phil, Dr. James Dobson or any other MDed/PhDed person who wrote a generic book is preaching about. She’s smart, healthy and well behaved for others.

IDGAF about what you think I need to do to better my life, to lose weight, or to improve my health.

IDGAF about what you think you know about my relationship with my maker and how you think I need to do better. Just because you don’t see something, doesn’t mean it’s not happening. Leave it be.

IDGAF about whatever you, your mom, your uncle, or your bother’s wife’s dog’s BFF is selling that is going to change my life. If I want something, I’ll find a way to buy it.

IDGAF about how you think I should have done XYZ with my career. Listen, we all coulda/shoulda/woulda done things. All of us. I don’t dwell on that. I’m here now. In the present.

IDGAF that my house is dirty the majority of the time, that the laundry is chronically in a state of needing to be done, that my garage is gross or that there is almost always a bathroom that needs cleaned. This is our home. We live here. Don’t like it, don’t come over. I don’t like people anyway – so it works out.

IDGAF that you think I should get my MBA. Or my PMP. Or my Six Sigma Black Belt. OR anything else for that matter. You do you, and I’ll do me.

IDGAF about what you think I should do with my hair; grow it long, cut it short, wear it straight. And if you want to continue to live on this earth DO.NOT.TOUCH.IT.

IDGAF about you think you know about my personal life, your thoughts on the matter or your unsolicited advice. I’ll tell you where you can put said advice too.

IDGAF about your problems if you are out here making stupid-ass, reckless decisions. Help me, help you.

IDGAF about people who are all talk and no execution, who template their way through life, who are all fluff. Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense.

IDGAF about your opinions if the are founded on hatred, racism, ignorance, intolerance, etc. If you are cruel to animals or abuse humans in anyway. If you are a sex offender. If you ran out on your family/friends. If you’re a cheater. If you’re a bully. If you take people’s lives for sport. You disgust me and you need deleted from the universe.

IDGAF that you think it’s wrong I hate people. I hate people. Get over it.

I just don’t give a fuck.